Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Dear Diary - Well my career seems to have stalled. It appears that no one really cares about me anymore. Everyone now seems to focus on Adele.

Oh well, I made my millions and if I never perform another concert or record another album I will be set for life.

Now, if I can just find me a good man to share my enormous wealth with.

I still have a hell of a crush on Donny Osmond but the little twit is married.

Susan Boyle