Susan Boyle - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Susan Boyle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Susan Boyle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010

Wednesday 22 December 2010

Och! A canna believe it. I'm gobsmacked....Aye A made it tae The Spoof. Gordon Bennet gimme an irn bru. A dinna ken wot tae say or write. A'm h...

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September 2010

Sunday 12 September 2010

Canna believe it, only four days until His Holiness arrives. Och, did ah no tell ye, Simon's coming up tae visit when ah sing for the Big Man in Glas...

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June 2010

Friday 04 June 2010

Dear Diary, Och I'm fair fed up lately. Why do folks in papers keep telling lies aboot me. A pretend no' to be bothered, but it does sting a wee bi'...

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May 2010

Saturday 22 May 2010

Dear diary, I'm fair whacked at the mini'. Och, what with ma new hoose, flying all over this wee werrrrld of ours, fighting off those crazy women who...

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Saturday 15 May 2010

Och! It's bin a busy few weeks in ma life. I'm recording ma 2nd album which is fair exciting. I'm also decorating ma new hoose. Mike Holmes and Bo...

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Saturday 15 May 2010

Dear Diary, I really wish Gerry would just shut the fuck up. Susan...

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Sunday 02 May 2010

Dear Diary, Today was so wonderful. My cat Pebbles finally took off the mask shes been wearing for three years. I was elated to see that her face h...

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April 2010

Thursday 29 April 2010

Dear Diary, My first cat passed away today, Twelve years we were together. Through tough times and good times. R.I.P PuddyTwoShoes. FINALLYY! I got...

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