Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Och! A have had a wonderful Holiday season. A spent it at ma new wee hoose in Blackburn. Well it's nae sa wee really. A invited all o' the villagers for nibbles and drinks and we had a ri' ol' time o' it.

A had maer fun than A'd a had wi' all the posh folk.

Aye! A was invited to a lo' o' parties bu' ternd 'em all doon to be wi' the people A really doo care aboot.

We pulled crackers and an' had a wee sing-along. It wa' lovely.

A even go' a new Karaoke machine frae the villagers. Bless 'em. They all pooled taegether tae buy me it. A love it even maer than the diamond bracelet Simon gae me fer ma birthday....only because A know the Karaoke machine is a real gift straight frae the heart o' these wee lads an' lassies.

Oh A AM SO looking for'ard tae 2011.

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