Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Canna believe it, only four days until His Holiness arrives. Och, did ah no tell ye, Simon's coming up tae visit when ah sing for the Big Man in Glasgow on Thursday. Ah'm no daft, sing for the world on TV, hame tae ma new hoose. It's on BBC. No hae tae pit up wi a' thae crazy fans. Gie thae fans a big TV showstopper en keep them happy fer a few months. Ye cannae wak it.

Perfect Day, no touchin it.