Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Dear Diary -
I must admit that I sure did miss Paula Abdul. I can honestly say that I love having her sit next to me on my brand new hit show X-Factor.
I am so glad that Paula called me up and told me that she was completely off all of the pain meds and that she wanted to get back in the national spotlight.
She even told me that she would wear real short skirts to attract the over 50 male group.
I love the little bitty munchkin so much I could just caress her fine looking little titties till the cows come home as they say down in Arkansas or Mississippi, or one of those southern states.
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