Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Britain's Got Talent starts on telly next saturday. Can't wait!

It's going to be so cool this year. Mark my words. We got rid of that American alchy David Hasslehoff, and rubber faced Micky MacIntyre.

Replaced them with the sexy Alesha Dixon and the even sexier David Walliams. We had a shortage of dressing rooms, so David has kindly agreed to share mine! Happy days!