Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 September 2011

Dearest me, My moobs are getting bigger, my pout is getting thinner, my bank balence is getting fatter, my winkie is getting smaller, my ratings are inching upwards, my ring is inching widewards, my girlfriend is ever harder, my tummy is getting oh so softer.
My ego remains the same... so everyone tells me. Is that good?