Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 9 October 2016
Wow, I can't believe everybody has forgotten me! I got that one minute of fame again when I endorsed Donald Trump and boy did it feel good! But it's been a while now and nobody's even mentioned my name, if nothing else to say how much Donald acts like me, all stupid and crazy like sometimes. And how adorable it is.
I would just come out and defend Donald and get some press but it could backfire if that loser says anything more before Election Day. I hope all the stupid people remember to go to the polls so they can elect him. I would make a great Secretary of the Interior, whatever that is. But I see they get lots of perks! I wonder if there's a clothes allowance. Good thing I went to Secretarial School instead of college when I was younger.
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