Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary
Friday, 23 December 2016
Omigod! It's almost Christmas! And I haven't been out of the house since Election Day! I just want to be sure I don't miss Mr. Trump when he calls on the phone to tell me he needs me for his Cabinet. I keep seeing where he has selected all these other people so I figure he needs something exciting to announce for the last. That would have to be me. I know all my fans have been clamoring for me to get out and do more.
Was that the phone? Oh no. Well, I can't leave the house. I just know that's when he'll call if I do.
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