Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 December 2016

Well, here I am on Christmas, still waiting for Donald's phone call to tell me what position he wants me to take in his new administration. I was hoping to get a Cabinet position, but it looks like he's got those all filled. Maybe he wants to make me Ambassador of Somewhere! Anywhere but Alaska would be good. I hope he doesn't make me Ambassador to Asia though. That's a really big country I hear, by cracky!