Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Gosh Golly Diary! I sure hope that asshole Donald Trump considers me for his Vice-President nominee. I really need something to get back in the public eye and feed my great need to be noticed and famous.

Even if I have to repeat that pig with lipstick joke a million times I will if it helps them to remember me.

Gotta go diary, got to go deliver Trump some home-made cookies and try to think of something else that he'll like.