Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 May 2016

Jeepers, I've been here at this fuckin' fund raiser for fuckin' Donald Trump for over an hour and he hasn't even looked this way. I am having such a shitty time. What an asshole he is, I don't know why I even came, it always pisses me off.

Oh wait! He's waving at me! Oh, doesn't he look handsome in that suit? I hope the TV cameras caught that wave he gave me! Oh, I'm having such a great time!