Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 April 2012

Just been looking out my backdoor. Hey, what a great name for a song! Anyway, I've been thinking for a change, that it would be great to run for the Presidency. Not just the American Presidency, but perhaps somewhere exotic like Kazakhstan or The Maldives. I've read that the Presidential Palace in Mongolia has twenty bedrooms. How tempting! I could fill every room with my substantial gun collection. I mean, wow, wouldn't that be the place to rule from. Imagine being President of somewhere like Fiji or Madagascar, where you'd just lie round all day waiting for something to happen. Oh, I've just received an email from Australia. They want me to fill a casual Senate vacancy there. Gotta fly. Ciao!