Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* George Osborne: 54,000 plastic models of two-fingers - for the Booing crowd

* Bartholomew Utterswaithe voter (65): £3000 for himself - To repair his damaged roof

* Tony Blair: £2.5million a year to advice JP Morgan bank… oh, he already gets this!

* Nick Clegg: A box of 6 cream filled chocolate eggs with yellow icing - one for each of his supporters.


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