Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:
* George Osborne: 54,000 plastic models of two-fingers - for the Booing crowd
* Bartholomew Utterswaithe voter (65): £3000 for himself - To repair his damaged roof
* Tony Blair: £2.5million a year to advice JP Morgan bank… oh, he already gets this!
* Nick Clegg: A box of 6 cream filled chocolate eggs with yellow icing - one for each of his supporters.
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