Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* Cliff Richard: An invitation to a night out with a champagne five course dinner, and a night on the town - for Andy Murray

* William Hague: A tube of Lab-Series Tinted Moisturizer - For personal assistant Lucien

* William Hague's personal assistant Lucien: 250g of of Lab-Series Root Power Restorative Hair Tonic - For William Hague

* William Hague: AstonMitchell Fontana Contarini Eye Pencil Sharpener - for personal assistant Tarquin

* William Hague's personal assistant Tarquin: Pot of Lab-Series Root Power Restorative Hair Tonic - For William Hague