Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:
* David Cameron: A bloody good scandal - for Boris Johnson.
* Nick Clegg: A time machine - for himself.
* Prince Philip: A fresh supply of extra-strong Viagra tablets - for himself.
* Queen Elizabeth II: Fresh supplies of venison, rump steak, and sirloin - for her two remaining Corgis.
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