Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* David Cameron: A bloody good scandal - for Boris Johnson.

* Nick Clegg: A time machine - for himself.

* Prince Philip: A fresh supply of extra-strong Viagra tablets - for himself.

* Queen Elizabeth II: Fresh supplies of venison, rump steak, and sirloin - for her two remaining Corgis.

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