Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* Arsène Wenger: Would like £50million - So he can bid for Eden Hazard from Chelsea

* Bartholomew Utterswaithe (OAP): Would like £22 so he go to watch an Arsenal match

* Brian Clough: Would like to return to earth and manage the England football team