Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* George W Bush: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the USA. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Tony Blair: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Nick Clegg: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Gordon Brown: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* George Osborne: Beta-Blockers - for himself. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)