Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* George W Bush: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the USA. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Tony Blair: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Nick Clegg: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* Gordon Brown: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)

* George Osborne: Beta-Blockers - for himself. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
65 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more