Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* Chief Inspector Hardcastle: Some police officers for Nottingham

* Bartholomew Utterswaithe (66): A new roof for himself
* Nick Clegg: A box of principles for David Cameron

* Ed Miliband: A free visit on a slow leaky boat to see the cemeteries in Iraq

* David Beckham: A pipe bomb for Stuart Pearce