Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 September 2012

More Christmas gift requests, this time from Football personalities of the UK:

* Nigel Adkins: A Bugatti Veyron Super Sport - so he could bring home some points for Southampton

* Wayne Rooney: A one-way train ticket to London for RVP

* Roberto Mancini: A tube of Shigellosis serum for the Man Untied chef

* Paul Lambert: A railway line around Villa Park so they can have some points...