Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 4 September 2012
More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:
* RVP: A dummy for Wayne Rooney to suck on - Gooseberry flavoured.
* Ed Miliband: A Waddington's Risk War Game - Tony Blair.
* David Cameron: A bumper size pack of tissues - For Nick Clegg to cry into.
* Victim Support Group Nottingham - A few Heckler & Koch HK MG4's
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