Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

More revelation of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* Ed Balls: A letter bomb for David Cameron

* Nick Clegg: Arsenic ampule for David Cameron

* William Hague: A colonic irrigation and jar of Vaseline for David Cameron

* Ed Miliband: A reserve pad of 144 expense claim forms for Lord John Prescott