Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 August 2012

More revelation of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* David Cameron: A giant box of tissues for Nick Clegg

* George Osborne: A goodbye card for Nick Clegg

* Bartholomew Utterswaithe (Nottingham Pensioner): A lie detector machine for use in Parliament

* Ed Balls: A poisoned Cornish Pastie for George Osborne

* Ed Miliband: A DVD recording of the Lib Dems getting 23% of the votes at the last general election for Nick Clegg