Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 November 2006

Oh, crap... It's that time of year again. I'm getting so tired of donning this silly red suit and sitting in malls just so babies can pee on my legs and kids can stick bubblegum in my beard. But then, isn't that what the season is all about?

What the ho? I guess I can put up with it for a few months out of the year.