Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 December 2004

Dear Diary,

Only three days until Christmas and I still have shopping to do. This happens to me every year. I make my list, and check it twice mind you, but it seems I jsut have more and more things I need to buy.

I want to stop. And I try, I really do. My therapist says I'm making some forward motions, but if I want to break free from compulsive shopping, I must look for a new job.

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