Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 December 2004

Deer Dietry,

What a week! The Mrs. hasn't been this naughty in damn near 700 years! She said she wants me to be "extra-jolly" this Christmas. I gotta' tell you though, I'm gettin' sick of traveling. I need a millenia off, damnit! Rudolph got oral herpes from Donner. I told him to keep his nose out of it. He's great but he just doesn't listen. Tonight my diet starts. Cookies and milk for 3 weeks. I made my own Christmas List this year:

1. Ho

2. Ho

3. Ho

Signing off, SC (CK)

P.S. - Does it look like I lost weight??