Santa Claus - My Fake Diary
Monday, 19 July 2010
I'm coming down your Chimney on Sunday July 25th if you behave yourself, and you will get lots and lots of presents, afterall I am a Trillionaire and im willing to give you lots of gifts.
Don't mind me at all when I offer you tons and tons of gifts, don't call the Police when I break into your house to give you expensive stereo systems and expensive TV sets as well, I am such a jolly generous guy, oh yes I am, indeed a very jolly guy.
Oh yeah I chopped off satan's claws, he won't grow any new claws for another 6 months or so.
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