Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 November 2010

I don't know if I can really afford Christmas this year. The reindeers are looking pretty tired now, and you don't get many miles to the carrot these days. The children will be disappointed, but that is what a recession does I am afraid..... They will blame their parents, and I will get away with it again. I really should have retired, but now the Conservatives are in power they will make me work until I drop. Mrs Claus does worry so...