Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 March 2010

(Sunday December 20th)

Dear diary,
I am on my way to my 1st delivery, I plan to rape the boys and girls i see in the houses and my path to the destiations. I mostly love boys, the only reason why my wife (Mrs Clause) married me was because when I raped her she was only 5 and loved it and 15 years later decided that it was sooo nice when i kept doing it she wanted more and decided that she wanted to marry me i was double her age but who cares? In the 4 nights that I had to deliver all the presents I raped, 56 boys, 43 girls, 53 Men and 41 women. Oh, how I love my job.

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