Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 10 March 2012
Always buy the Daily Express on a saturday, and recommend other people do too. Because I got a bloody column in it! With the wife, of course, we're a bit like Ant and Dec, we can't get much work separately.
Today the Daily Express is back to doing what it does best - printing a picture of Maddie McCann on the cover. It must be Diana's turn tomorrow.