Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

Went shopping in the local supermarket today and accidentally tried to walk out without paying for some wine and cheese.

It's easily done you know. People recognise you and want to get your autograph. The old fogies don't recognise me but they stop and moan about the weather. Others ask how the wife is.
Before you know your out the door with a bottle of wine in the lining of your coat and a security chasing after you. Honestly, I'm so forgetful.