Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

People often stop in the street and say "Your that shoplifter innit!"

No, they don't really, they say "Why aren't you on telly anymore", and I say, well you things change and we needed a break but we'll be back soon, and people ask what channel, and I say well you know I can't discuss that at the moment it's confidential, and they say, will it be one of the proper channels, cos I haven't got sky, and I say look is that the time I really must be going.

Honestly, you cant get away from some people.