Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

People often say they miss me on the telly, but of course me and Judy have a joint newspaper column for the Saturday Daily Express. Could be worse, I could have a column in the Sun on Sunday.

My boss at the Express, Richard Desmond made his money from the top shelf titles like Asian Babes and Readers Wives. In fact, as part of our contract I shoved him a few 'private' pics of Judy not for publication.
I just hope she never finds out.