Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

Judy just bought me a mobile phone, a Nokia 3310. It's great. Now I can send texts and everything. i have been texting phillipa, a really good friend with all sorts of jokey double meanings. Ha HA. She wants me to come over to her house for a spit roast. I love a BBQ. Judy can't wait. I told her she ddin't need to take rope with her and Phillipa will be taking care of the catering. Judy just giggled.??