Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Just been reviewing the last 100 entries and have discovered one or two anomolies and I have realised that some of the entries were't written by me because they don't follow on. I reckon it's that Piers Morgan or even Max Clifford trying to 'spice' things up.

I'm so glad Pressa had the presence of mind (and bulimia) to throw up a knuckle sandwich for Morgan's face.

Before we know it my diary will appear in the Sun or 'Take-a-Break'. Some wannabee Celebs have been trying to force their way in; people like the late Adrian Chiles who has come back from the dead more times than Jesus!

I shall consign this diary to room 101!

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