Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 February 2008

The plane taxiied over to us. It was only a fout-seater and 'Pilot-Pat' had one, his black & White cat had the other and there were a few letters and parcels one the back seats.

"How many of you are there?" he asked,

"Three"

"I've only got two spare seats" 'Pilot-Pat' said.

"shit" I shouted.

Lucan had an idea... he could either murder Chiles and disappppear for another 40 years or he could just 'blag' his way by telling him the 'The Baggies' are on their way for the opening ceremony next week.

Luckily, he chose the latter!