Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

We hit a bit of a blizzard so 'Pilot-Pat' skillfully descended below it. Our altitude was barely 200 feet in near white-out conditions. Lord Lucan told me how he used to be a pilot in the RAF in the sixties and had flown missions over the North Sea. He told me that the biggest danger in low-flying was bi....

"Look Out!" he shrieked.

Too late. The aeroplane hit a flock of Penguins flying South for Summer.


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