Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 December 2008

The Missus has been dropping hints over the Christmas hol's that she wants a "proper" kitchen installing in the New Year : January New Year too, not December 2009 !!. Oh my ! Shit hits fan big time.

For me the kitchen's just fine. Fully fitted, took me over two weeks to whittle it out of an oak tree, a nice job too.

But I think she wants an Aga gas or electric range and not have to shag around with firewood and cords of logs every day. Must be a bit hard on the lass having to get up in the morning and rub a couple of sticks together to get a fire going so she can have a brew.

Oh, another thing, she's fed up with the hurricane lamps and wants electricity putting in !

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