Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Bit of a controversy n a row raging between the BBC and the programme regulators, Comoffit, over last night's screening of me visit to the Iban tribes of Sabah in Borneo.

Apparently Western feminists and lesbo what-ever types +are totally fazed out about me native-style boots.

Made out of a female sloth's pussy, just like the Iban's are.

Fit like a glove and never wear out.

Smell a bit fishy though.