Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 May 2012

My third maids assistants filing clerks brother, one of my footmen, handed me this printout from the web that One finds orfully confusing:

When Queen Elizabeth II began her reign in 1952, the ditty 'How Much is That Doggie in the Window?' was climbing up the pop charts and a loaf of bread could be bought for less than 5p. After 60 years, hit tunes sound very different and bread costs a lot more, and thousands of British troops have dies in the Government's nepotistic craving for oil! But the Queen still rules.

One doesn't understand... loaf? 5p?