Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Friday, 18 May 2012
One recalls when my Duke of Edinburgh... er.. Phillip.. I think.. was asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union and he replied:
"I would like to go to Russia very much, although the bastards murdered half my family!"
I had to chuckle into my £1,600 vicuna llama silk handkerchief!
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