Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
We already have a busy summer lined up to celebrate my 60th year on the throne.
Parties, music festivals. But, for my own personal pleasure, i'm thinking of throwing a handful of oiks in the tower. No judges, no juries, no political debates - just me putting my foot down.
It will be like the opposite of giving out the OBE, MBEs and CBEs on my birthday. No rewards - just punishments.
For a start - Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan. Tony Blair, David Cameron, John Prescott, Gary Glitter, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Kyle...
Well that's enough to be going on with - but i've not finished yet...
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