Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Well last time we went to war with the argy b*stards, we had Maggie Thatcher the milk snatcher in charge - with me writing the cheques.

Mind you, I never paid income tax in them days.

Now the argies have got a female el presidente, so maybe tables will be turned...

Might be beter if we lost. Its a long way to go for a 3 day state visit every decade. I'm the queen I can go anywhere I blood well choose...

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