Prince William - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 April 2012

For my upcoming 30th birthday, artist Nicky Clarke has painted a picture of my wife Kate aka the Duchess, paid for by pater Prince Charlie approx £25,000.

I look forward to getting it.
The artist said my wife is too beautiful to paint. Well he had to say that - or it was off to the tower for him.

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