Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

I am indebted to sister in law Kate Middleton for getting her baps out on the front page of a magazine in France.

It has certainly taken the heat off me getting naked in Las Vegas last month. I did ask cousin Zara to take one for the team, but she was too busy with all her Olympic preparation.

And Sophie, Edwards missus has already got em out for the camera, years ago when she worked at Capital FM with Chris Tarrant.

Perhaps I should have asked Fergie, she liked having her 'toes sucked' by her 'financial adviser' back in the 90s!