Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Monday, 4 June 2012

Everyone is going Diamond Jubilee crazy. Gran went to the derby on saturday, we had the boat trip down the Thames in the pissing rain yesterday, and today is the concert.

I've already sorted out my chat up line to the Queen of pop Kylie Minogue. 'Good day digger, those hot-pants would look great on ones bedroom floor' What could possibly go wrong?