Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

Sis-in-law Kate has finally dropped the baby, thank god its not ginger!
Or BLACK! Although it was hilarious sending my mate outside the palace to talk to sky news and make Kay Burley squirm!!

Right, off to collect my winnings from the betting shops in Kensington High St and buy some champers. Found ten grand cash in spare change down the back of granny's settee, and had it all on George being the bubba's name. 10-1 nice price!!