Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Dear Diary - Man oh man, it looks like Granny Lizzy is on the damn warpath again. This time she has accused my wonderfully sexy sister-in-law Kate of keep the baby from her.

Well I do not blame Kate one bit. The last time Granny held the baby she almost dropped him when she tried to arrange her royal crown.

If and when I get married and have a baby, I am not sure that I will want my dad's mom holding my precious little bundle of British royalty.

Prince Harry