Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 8 September 2012

Dear ginger diary

Just one question - what's wrong with having a bit of fun with the slapper girls in Vegas?

My ginger pubes seemed to have caused a bit of a stir back at the palace - and daddy and granny are definitely not amused.

Time was when you could flash your royal-willy at the Yankee peasants and they would thank you for it.

If Henry vee- eye-eye-eye got his tackle out, it was heads off before breakfast for any of the bloody media bastards who put it on the bloody web.

Sometimes I think that the whole world hates me just because I have ginger hair.

Ah well ! - bugger them all !

It's back to jolly old Afghanistan to bag a few more terrorist peasants in my killing-machine.

Tally ho !


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