Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Jesus, how much of that shit did I hoover up, last night? Supposed to be at a store opening in Surrey in an hour, but if I'm being honest I can't see me making it. I have the shakes for a start and I pissed in my wardrobe last night - all over today's suit. Must check online to see where I ended up after that house party. Granny will go mental if I screw up again - God, my head is pounding and I don't need this shit!